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🚴‍♂️ Cycle Ops 300PRO - Your New Personal Torture Device (I mean, Tra - $899 (San Antonio)

bicycle type: other
frame size: 40 × 30 × 12 in
wheel size: 12 in
bicycle frame material: alloy
condition: excellent
make / manufacturer: Cycle Op
model name / number: Cycle Ops 300PRO
Ever dreamt of scaling the Alps without leaving your living room? Or perhaps you’ve always wanted to pedal through a Netflix binge session without the guilt of sitting on the couch? Say hello to your new best friend, the Cycle Ops 300PRO! This trusty indoor bike trainer is perfect for transforming your home into a world-class training facility...or a sweat-soaked corner of regret.

Features include:

Realistic road feel to make you question why you didn’t just ride outside.
PowerTap technology to measure just how much you're suffering.
Fully adjustable to fit riders of all sizes, from "haven’t cycled since the 90s" to "Tour de France hopeful."
Built-in excuses generator for when you need to stop early (“Oh, the power meter must be off…”)
Why sell it, you ask? Well, after one too many intense sessions, I’ve decided that a leisurely stroll to the fridge is more my speed. My loss is your gain!

Act fast! This bad boy won’t last long, especially once people realize it’s the key to looking like you actually enjoy exercising. Bonus points if you name it something motivational like “Pain Machine” or “Sweat Symphony.”

Pick up only (because trust me, after a ride on this, you’ll need the warm-up walk). Serious buyers only. Must love sweating profusely and questioning life choices.

P.S. Comes with a towel. Trust me, you’ll need it. (J/K)

P.S.S. I am open to entertaining reasonable offers :)


**Please note I did my best to be accurate in all things regarding this trainer. If you have any questions or need clarity please just ask. I want everyone to be happy when this is all said and done :)

post id: 7753742702

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